How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
too bad you live with your parents still
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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