so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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