Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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