all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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