You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
