just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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