We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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