Kiss
Puke
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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