You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just found puke in my bra..
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
