Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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