Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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