I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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