1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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