Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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