You work out of a Hotel?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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