I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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