How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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