Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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