you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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