sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She just used a chaser for red wine.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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