Small penises have feelings too.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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