If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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