Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
