idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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