I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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