well most of my day revolves around power hour
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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