Christians are straight up FREAKS
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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