Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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