he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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