the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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