the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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