Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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