Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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