you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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