I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
