scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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