he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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