the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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