What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Semen is not good for contacts.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
True strength comes from lack of pants
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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