Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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