Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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