i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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