did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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