you guys were way drunker than both of me
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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