We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Randomize
