nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
