you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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