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• (323): View more from California

  Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!

  (206): View more from Washington

  Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.

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  I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.

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• (914): View more from New York

  She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.

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