The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
