a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just want nice things and good sex
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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